I licked a fork slidding down a hill because I’m cool like that

Yes, because I’m a geek so I think it is rather kewl doing it. Don’t you think so? Seriously, it’s actually a really funny tag I get on Facebook.

Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your note and tag your friends.

Pick the month you were born:

• January——-I kicked
• February——I loved
• March——–I karate chopped
• April———-I licked
• May———-I jumped on
• June———-I smelled
• July———–I did the Macarena With
• August——–I had lunch with
• September—-I danced with
• October——-I sang to
• November—–I yelled at
• December—–I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

• 1——-a birdbath
• 2——-a monster
• 3——-a phone
• 4——-a fork
• 5——-a snowman
• 6——-a gangster
• 7——-my mobile phone
• 8——-my dog
• 9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
• 10——-my neighbour
• 11——-my science teacher
• 12——-a banana
• 13——-a fireman
• 14——-a stuffed animal
• 15——-a goat
• 16——-a pickle
• 17——-your mom
• 18——-a spoon
• 19——-a smurf
• 20——-a baseball bat
• 21——-a ninja
• 22——-Chuck Norris
• 23——-a noodle
• 24——-a squirrel
• 25——-a football player
• 26——-my sister
• 27——-my brother
• 28——-an iPod
• 29——-a surfer
• 30——-a homeless guy
• 31——-a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:

1. 1——— In my car
2. 2 ——— On your car
3. 3 ———– In a hole
4. 4 ———– Under your bed
5. 5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
6. 6 ——— sliding down a hill
7. 7 ——— in an elevator
8. 8———- at the dinner table
9. 9 ——– In line at the bank
10. 0 ——– in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

• White———because I’m cool like that
• Black———because that’s how I roll.
• Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.
• Red———–because the voices told me to.
• Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
• Green———because I think I need some serious help.
• Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
• Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
• Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
• Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
• Brown———because I can.
• Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
• None———-because I can’t control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE and tag your friends!!! Have Fun!!!

Oh come on! I know you guys are tempted to do this. Post the title on my comment section please!!!

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